Code of Conduct

Article 1: All members shall treat one another with kindness and dignity.

Article 2: Loud chewing is considered a violation of the Geneva Convention, or at least in my apartment.

Article 3: Hogging the aux cable in my car is grounds for immediate exile.

Article 1: All messages must be sent in good faith, with reasonable use of emojis.

Article 2: Replying to messages with "k" is considered a hostile act and will be treated accordingly.

Article 3: No leaving people on read for more than 12 hours unless you can provide a doctor's note or a military draft.

Article 4: Spoilers must be clearly marked. Violators will have spoilers for their favorite shows/games/etc/whatever revealed to them immediately.

Article 1: Pizza selection shall be made democratically. Pineapple is permitted, but judgment will be passed.

Article 2: Gaming night rage is unacceptable. You suck.

Article 3: All birthday cake shall be divided "equally". 60% me, 40% everyone else.

Article 1: Members are granted the right to complain about the weather at any time without justification.

Article 2: All bad jokes told by the group founder must be laughed at within 5 seconds, or they get really quiet and sad (this applies to my friend gc...).

Article 3: Snack theft from the communal bowl is permitted if you can steal without making eye contact.

Article 4: Members reserve the right to recite movie quotes verbatim without ever being called out for it.

Article 5: Napping during meetings is allowed if you can convince others you were "meditating for focus."

Article 6: All members grant free and unconditional borrowing rights to their belongings at any moment, without warning or prior consent. This is a universal law.